Finn Wolfhard *new And Improved*

Not quite sure why my post is getting the hate. Those basic body types are pretty commonly known and used within kinesiology, everything from academia for it right down through personal trainers determining your body type as a starting place for workouts, etc. I'm not implying personality or temperament or anything.

Finn's awesome build just strikes me as totally that classic type of build. :) Maybe it was the dick size suggestion or cut vs. uncut speculation that is bothering people, but hey, it's LPSG, it's fun to imagine for a given celeb thread. :)
The -morph types have been debunked beyond yes, there are body shapes, for decades, and the only thing even remotely correlated with dick size is how far fingers are spaced on the hand. As such, observations of his hands would not be perceptible to our eyes merely looking at photos of him. Any other "marker" of dick size (foot size, hand size) is complete horse pucky.

Besides all that, dear god I know we're mostly queer men but how can one possibly talk about dick to such an extent. This is not just directed at you.
 
Not gonna lie, a podcast about dicks sounds pretty appealing... :emoji_laughing:

In all seriousness, when @Schlong87 mentioned that I vaguely remembered reading (probably in this thread?) about some Instagram Live where they were rapid-fire answering questions and the topic came up, but I never saw a definitive link to it or date/reference or save of it for anyone to check it out. Not sure if it's any more than just a rumor or wishful thinking - but if you know more or have a link @Schlong87, let us know! :p
i'll def let u know the thought of Finn having a uncut penis is so hot him having foreskin sliding up and down makes me hard and need to cum badly
 
Since we're probably never gonna see it, why does it matter if he's cut or uncut? Why do y'all insist on bringing up this asinine debate on practically every single forum? View attachment 87545541
Well why don't you come up with something less asinine for us to talk about then sport?
 
It's interesting btw how people either find Finn very good looking/attractive or vice versa - ugly/repulsive (which I was first very surprised to learn about). Almost nothing in between!

Im in between, ill always like a long haired twink, but I wish he dressed better and showed his body more.
 
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Since we're probably never gonna see it, why does it matter if he's cut or uncut?
It doesn't "matter" at all in the scheme of the universe (but what does?), it's just idle fun to think/talk about. If you're even mildly into the celeb it's fun to talk about. And it's like running a calculation and sussing out a likely conclusion based on any number of factors - stats (birth place/time), ethnicity, what they've said (like a couple of the "One Direction" dudes openly talking about it in an interview!), pics, etc. Of course it's alluring since it's the main single body part we can't see! Plus, most guys are into their own dicks and given the userbase here, other guys' - celebs just unify that vs., say, the crush next door or down the street which most other people are never going to see.


Why do y'all insist on bringing up this asinine debate on practically every single forum?
It's kind of "celebrity 101" topic of wondering/conversation for male celebs, incredibly common - as you say with the "every single forum". If you're not into it, just feel free to skip past the posts in question or unwatch the thread and spend the time where you want to. Never quite understood the psychology of people who enter a thread to wag a finger and say "Celeb is ugly" or "Stop doing [whatever it is they don't like]". I know LPSG posters and staff work hard to try to keep threads positive and upbeat for people who want to contribute all kinds of stuff related to the celeb, dick speculation included! :)
 
Im in between, ill always like a long haired twink, but I wish he dressed better and showed his body more.
No argument from me on the showing body off more! :p I'm big into guys' voices, too, and his is quite sexy. Super curious - what kind of style do you envision for him clothing-wise that's not hitting for you, would love to hear more. I know he's done all kinds of photoshoots/red carpets with outfits obviously carefully curated and picked-out for him (lots of the photoshoot looks, I love) - are you talking more everyday/paparazzi-shot stuff?
 
No argument from me on the showing body off more! :p I'm big into guys' voices, too, and his is quite sexy. Super curious - what kind of style do you envision for him clothing-wise that's not hitting for you, would love to hear more. I know he's done all kinds of photoshoots/red carpets with outfits obviously carefully curated and picked-out for him (lots of the photoshoot looks, I love) - are you talking more everyday/paparazzi-shot stuff?
Both everyday and in photoshoots, I would say, he dresses "old" if that makes sense, and way too baggy.

I would recommend tighter clothes, and more modern styles. Dark colors too. His long black hair and very white skin would make great dark looks, maybe even some rockstar looks would fit him really nicely
 
Dark colors too. His long black hair and very white skin would make great dark looks, maybe even some rockstar looks would fit him really nicely
I can totally see that! Some of the photoshoots with a good look for him have been in leather pants or leaning into a kind of glam-rock look, vintage blazers/jackets, boots, etc. Maybe going more in the direction of Adam Lambert style would work. :yum Even his performances with his band he doesn't dress that way.

With his guitar prowess maybe we'll get him as the lead in some rocker biopic movie in the next few years?
 
I can totally see that! Some of the photoshoots with a good look for him have been in leather pants or leaning into a kind of glam-rock look, vintage blazers/jackets, boots, etc. Maybe going more in the direction of Adam Lambert style would work. :yum Even his performances with his band he doesn't dress that way.

With his guitar prowess maybe we'll get him as the lead in some rocker biopic movie in the next few years?

Yeah glam rock would fit him nicely, Id say he really does give that kind of vibe