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I have come to a decision.

My birthday isn't far off, and I have been on a baking journey lately. I will be making a GENUINE Red Velvet Cake with Ermine Frosting from scratch for myself.

I might fuck around and make 2 smaller ones, one infused one not. Or one big infused one. Or one big non-infused one and I'll just go lazy and buy edibles at the dispensary and get the munchies so I can eat damn near the entire fuckin cake when the THC hits my liver.

I have time to decide the details. But it's not a choice anymore. I am **MAKING** a real Red Velvet Cake with ZERO food coloring. I'm gonna activate the fuck outta that anthocyanin in my chocolate.

ETA: I have chosen the recipe I'll be attempting: The Real Red Velvet Cake
 
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And not a day older. I can imagine.:)

Shit, I'm wrinkling and greying like a mofo but I embrace it.

That's the whole point of being born, right? To get old.. I want my nipples to be staring down at Satan by the time I'm taking my last breath.
 
Shit, I'm wrinkling and greying like a mofo but I embrace it.
That may be happening, my sweet; but, you are still a vibrant force of nature, eternally youthful, and belie all the self-admitted wrinkling and greying. Embrace what you feel you must; however, those that appreciate you embrace a different view.:)
That's the whole point of being born, right? To get old.. I want my nipples to be staring down at Satan by the time I'm taking my last breath.
My dick, when not doing figure eights or in service, seems to always be staring down at Satan, but the little fucker has a mind of his own and has done that all my life. I don’t think it’s a sign that I’m planning on taking my last breath. I don’t have the time to get old. Things to do. It’s my Dorian Gray Syndrome.:cool:
 
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I have come to a decision.

My birthday isn't far off, and I have been on a baking journey lately. I will be making a GENUINE Red Velvet Cake with Ermine Frosting from scratch for myself.

I might fuck around and make 2 smaller ones, one infused one not. Or one big infused one. Or one big non-infused one and I'll just go lazy and buy edibles at the dispensary and get the munchies so I can eat damn near the entire fuckin cake when the THC hits my liver.

I have time to decide the details. But it's not a choice anymore. I am **MAKING** a real Red Velvet Cake with ZERO food coloring. I'm gonna activate the fuck outta that anthocyanin in my chocolate.

ETA: I have chosen the recipe I'll be attempting: The Real Red Velvet Cake
Happy Early Birthday…red velvet cake is one of my faves and have made it many times. Make it and enjoy it :heart:
 
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I think you are selling yourself short. You’ve never been known to be anyone who is not intellectually or physically attractive…and all of that at any age. Why advertise what is obvious? Modesty is highly attractive, too.

Congratulations, Sam. You've been appointed president of the EllieP Fan Club! I'm printing your post and hanging it on my mirror!

Big Smooches!
 
I have come to a decision.

My birthday isn't far off, and I have been on a baking journey lately. I will be making a GENUINE Red Velvet Cake with Ermine Frosting from scratch for myself.

I might fuck around and make 2 smaller ones, one infused one not. Or one big infused one. Or one big non-infused one and I'll just go lazy and buy edibles at the dispensary and get the munchies so I can eat damn near the entire fuckin cake when the THC hits my liver.

I have time to decide the details. But it's not a choice anymore. I am **MAKING** a real Red Velvet Cake with ZERO food coloring. I'm gonna activate the fuck outta that anthocyanin in my chocolate.

ETA: I have chosen the recipe I'll be attempting: The Real Red Velvet Cake
Can't find a Red Velvet song...well there is...but..anyway. Happy Happy Birthday :)

 
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I have come to a decision.

My birthday isn't far off, and I have been on a baking journey lately. I will be making a GENUINE Red Velvet Cake with Ermine Frosting from scratch for myself.

I might fuck around and make 2 smaller ones, one infused one not. Or one big infused one. Or one big non-infused one and I'll just go lazy and buy edibles at the dispensary and get the munchies so I can eat damn near the entire fuckin cake when the THC hits my liver.

I have time to decide the details. But it's not a choice anymore. I am **MAKING** a real Red Velvet Cake with ZERO food coloring. I'm gonna activate the fuck outta that anthocyanin in my chocolate.

ETA: I have chosen the recipe I'll be attempting: The Real Red Velvet Cake
Check this link out for the OG red color... :p
 
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Shit, I'm wrinkling and greying like a mofo but I embrace it.

That's the whole point of being born, right? To get old.. I want my nipples to be staring down at Satan by the time I'm taking my last breath.
Well said....
 
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25. I think I was hot at 25. Wish I knew it then.
True for me and most of us. Youth is wasted on the young, as they say.

But there is beauty and sex appeal in aging gracefully, leaning into the way we evolve and not fighting it. Working around the inconveniences.
 
I'm hungry and I want chili
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Specifically the Numex varieties. Hatch too. We grow the best chili in the country here. New Mexico chili is addictive. If I ever had to move out of state bet your sweet ass-cheeks I'd be getting it delivered no matter shipping fee. I don't think I can live without it.

Taco Burgers require the Numex Big Jim's today. I'm in the mood for Big Jim's.